i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Drunk is not a location!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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