At least make sure they are 18
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Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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