I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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