you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
