What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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