Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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