is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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