Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
