I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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