You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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