he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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