now i know why i became what i already was.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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