The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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