I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
