I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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