I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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