I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just found puke in my bra..
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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