lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
my poor anus
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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