May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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