It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Still dying that you shit outside
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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