vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
