I must be too annoying 4 u.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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