Do you still have your period?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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