Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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