Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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