Where did you get a picture of my penis
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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