My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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