...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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