What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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