I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
