that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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