yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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