Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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