i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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