He kissed a someone with a penis
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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