She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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