Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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