Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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