I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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