She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
