well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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