he shaved USA in his pubs
Barsexuality is the new black.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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