Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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