i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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