My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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