im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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