talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
