I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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