I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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