Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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