we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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