Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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