omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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